how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

(via stability)

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Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

(via people-suckkk)

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*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: changesbyblacksabbath, via stability)

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The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her. Bob Marley (via seabelle)

(Source: oswinsumbradoodle, via helladeluxe)

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